So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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