VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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