the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
do nipples grow back?
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