1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
if you like me you must not know who I am
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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