The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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