people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just threw up on my dentist
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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