I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's great music for shaving your balls
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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