But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
id be glad to
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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