i dont even know how to be here
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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