you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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