Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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