Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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