The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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