Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
pop tarts are not kleenex
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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