the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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