You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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