Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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