i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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