I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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