You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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