I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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