I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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