I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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