All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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