Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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