Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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