we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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