I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this just has baby written all over it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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