I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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