Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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