Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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