i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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