These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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