girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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