I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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