this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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