How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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