I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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