Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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