People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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