The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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