My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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