i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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