how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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