Don't you send me to vm
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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