I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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