He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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