This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
