Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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