Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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