I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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