I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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