i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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