Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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