I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
