we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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